The girls are rolling their eyes at me this morning.  And this background is really hurting my eyes but I just HAD to make it patriotic.  I know I'm queer but I must speak my mind.

Okay, so yes, I really want George W. Bush to be the next president.  Almost as much as I wanted the Patriots to win the Superbowl against the Bears all those many years ago.  I am praying with all my might that George has better luck than the Patriots did.

I loved his Dad, I love him.  So vote for him and make me happy!

That's all I have to say about that.

So just to let you all know... it has been determined, quite recently in fact, that I am a professional food wrapper.  It all began a couple days ago when I brought a half of a turkey sandwich wrapped in saran wrap for lunch.  I never knew I possessed the gift of wrapping until it was brought to my attention by Russ, Kathy's friend.  I guess I never noticed how particular I was about my food wrapping.  Because the following day I brought a whole sandwich, but this time it was wrapped in a sandwich bag.  And I don't mean the fold over kind.  Those are illegal in my opinion.  I wrapped it in a zip lock sandwich bag.  So, why, you ask, did I show discrimination when it came to wrapping the half sandwich.  Is a half sandwich some how less of a sandwich because it is smaller?  To which I reply passionately, "NO!"  Absolutely not.  I, in all my food wrapping wisdom, unknowingly determined that the half sandwich would be fresher wrapped in saran wrap than had I wrapped it in a zip lock bag.  And I came to that conclusion like this:  the half sandwich doesn't take up as much room in a bag; therefore leaving more space for air; thus causing unfreshness.  Yes dear friends, I am brilliant.

And Russ knows this.  Which is why he has been asking me to consult him in his food wrapping needs.  Just this morning he needed me to give my opinion of purchasing store brand zip lock bags as opposed to name brand zip lock bags.  I think my answer surprised him.  I am for purchasing store brand and against purchasing name brand.  Because not only is freshness important to me, but saving money as well.

The whole food wrapping revelation did not end there.  I was also bringing my vitamin with me wrapped in saran wrap.  In my frugality I determined that wrapping the vitamin in a zip lock bag would be a waste of space and in this case saran wrap would work just fine.  I also determined that my apple did not require wrappage.

So there you have it folks.  Important stuff.

Okay, enough queerness for one day.  Maybe I should go find some work to do before Ernie fires my butt.  =o)